My cousin asked what I could bring to a wedding planning lunch. I used voice-to-text while carrying groceries and tried to say, "I can bring the sheet cake." My phone wrote, "I can bring the cheap date," and sent it to the entire wedding group. I did not notice until someone replied, "We already invited the extended family." Another relative asked whether the cheap date needed a vegetarian meal. The future spouse added a thumbs-up and said every wedding needed entertainment. I attempted to correct the message, but voice-to-text changed "sheet cake" into "sheep cake" on the second try. By then the group had decided I was responsible for both a mysterious guest and a farm-themed dessert. I eventually typed the words one letter at a time. At the lunch, the cake had a tiny plastic sheep on top and a place card beside it labeled MY DATE.