I entered a place, confidently walked in. I had consulted the online menu beforehand but I pretended to stare at the wall menu for a couple of minutes and then said "This toast and onion rings on the side". The guy looks at me like 😐? So I say... there are no onion rings are there And he says, no 😐 Apparently the online menu was very outdated, but I had pretended to read the wall menu so it looked like I was just entirely retarded.
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